Total Medals Earned: 1,519 (From 196 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,095 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/125 points)
Get Weapon 1
Find First Secret
Get Weapon 2
Get Weapon 3
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find First Pet
Beat Game
Beat Game on Hard
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/400 points)
Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
Follow me on Newgrounds
Follow me on Twitter.
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They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Medals Earned: 6/18 (75/240 points)
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Find 10 treasures
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 8/12 (300/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 14/16 (80/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 9/12 (120/180 points)
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Gardens!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Dungeons!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Catacomb!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Viaduct!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Ruins!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Ramparts!
Allow the Heroes to breach the Sanctum! (Game Over)
Create a Potion
Cast the Shuffle Spell
Defeat every Hero and defend your home!
Cast the Purge Spell
Cast the Meteor Spell
Medals Earned: 13/17 (305/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 7/9 (65/100 points)
Start the Game
Beat level 1!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Collect at least 10 coins!
Collect at least 20 coins!
Beat the game, and bossfight!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Medals Earned: 7/63 (35/355 points)
Won the Barbarian Boss plush
Won the Hank plush
Won the Pico plush
Won the Satan plushy
Won the Alien Hominid plush
Won the Beefy Bear plush
Won the Beefy Villager plush
Won the Bitey Bat plush
Won the Cat Guard plush
Won the Chris Plushy
Won the Chutney plushy!
Won the Cyclops plush
Won the Edd plush
Won the Giraffey plush
Won the Hatty Hattington plush
Killed 100 people in Hominid Homicide
Killed 50 people in Hominid Homicide
Survived 5 Minutes!
Won the Leo Plush!
Killed 500 enemies in Madness Arena!
Unlock the Katana in Madness Arena!
Unlocked the RPG in Madness Arena
Unlocked the shotgun in Madness Arena
Survived for 10 minutes!
Unlocked the uzi in Madness Arena
Killed 100 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Killed 50 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Won the Matt plush
Won the Monkeyface plush
Won the Pazzo plush
Won the Pipistrello plush
Won the Pbot plushy!
Won the Rammy plush
Won the Red Knight plush
Won the Salad Fingers plush
Won the Scratchpaw plush
Won the Tank Man plush
Won the Behemoth Chicken plush
Won the Tom plush
Won the Tricky plush
Won the Yeti plush
Won the Zach plushy!
Got a score of at least 10 in the FnF minigame!
Unlocked the Minigun in Madness Arena!
Killed 200 zombies in Madness Zombie Survival!
Survived 5 Minutes
You won all of the plushies from the claw machine!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (30/30 points)
You saved the day! At least in the demo...
You enjoyed a tasty soda
You saved an innocent life today, hero